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Welcome to SpongeCult! This is a cult, so if you're a scared, pure little Catholic, then go away. It's OK if you're a
Muslim, a Christian or a Jew, it's ok if you're agnostic and you don't know what to do, but I'm sure that SpngeCult is for
you!
While in SpongeCult, you will discover the inner feelings of yourself by worshipping the Great One, SpongeBob SquarePants.
He is your master, obey him. Now.
The Great Church of SpongeCult (GCSC) is run by our own Trinity. The Trinity consists of first, the Exalted One. He is
the Leader and Guardian of all Spongeites, including the others of the Trinity. The second member of the Trinity is the
High One. He is the Exlated One's counsel and "secondary brain." He helps the Exalted One confer issues of SpongeCult.
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The third, and possibly most important, member of
the Trinity is the Prophet. He is the last true prophet of the Great One, and must be treated with your utmost respect. Why
is the Prophey led by the Exalted One if the Prophet is the most important? Well, the Exalted One has been
told by the Great One to lead the people, simple as that.
So come join us on an incredible journey in faith.
Learn about the doctrines, the Trinity, and the Great One. Embark on a quest for knowledge, and ultimate serenity. Join
SpongeCult.
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